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judgedteenblogger:

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I follow back everyone!

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“The U.S. is threatening to freeze Russia’s assets. Which sounds like a good move, until you realize vodka doesn’t freeze.”

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Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue, 3/17/14

[Part 1 / Part 2]

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